Oops I Deleted My Hard Drive

 Can't Recall the Title isn't the title of this piece.  Probably capitol something or other?

Acrylic, Pastel & Charcoal on the Washington Post, 22 x 12, blurry photo by MG Stout

Things are looking up.  So I figured I share a viewpoint from below.  This is an old image of one of the pieces hanging in my studio and is a part of the REAL life Drawing DC project.

Why Mary?  Why are you sharing this particular painting?  Well did you read the title of this post?  Yours truly, being the computer savvy women I am, erased my entire hard drive.  

F%$K ME!

I've been busy uploading all new software and if I have to sit in front of this little machine for one more minute I am going to...

1. need to purchase medicated hemorrhoidal pads?

2. drink a bucket of beer?

3.  put my head in the oven?

SURVEY SAYS: quit your belly-aching, take a break and cry.  Then put on your big girl pants and get back to work.  Until then my friends.

The Eagle Has Landed On the Two of Clubs

This is the last post regarding my version of the two of clubs.  I'd love to hear which image of the three final images you'd like to see included in the Washington DC deck o' cards.  I did a newer version of the eagle sculpture from the WWII Memorial.  She is facing the other direction and has a few other tweaks as well.  I photographed the image making process yet again for your enjoyment.

Bleed Lines

Two of Clubs

The Eagle Has Landed

Hot and Cold

Making Mary Magic

Almost There

That'll Do

Three Is a Charm?

Bleed Lines - For Sketch

Rough Sketch

Laying In Some Color

A Little Spice

A Wee Bit More Spice

Just Right

Number 2 of WWII "Club" Card

Sketch Art Work for Card Face 

2 of Clubs MG Stout

Acrylic, Pastel & Charcoal on the Washington Post 22 x 12

Card image must extend out to the full bleed line (2.625" x 3.625")

2.5" x 3.5" Actual card area

2.125" x 3.125" Card number and suit must be within this area

Still Sketching

Completed Work

This could be a winner.  I'm going to do one more mock up.  I'll choose the best of three.

First Version of the 2 of Clubs

Sculpture inside the Atlantic Side WWII Memorial Building

I took this photo and used it as the inspiration for my first version of the 2 of clubs.

2 of Clubs by MG Stout

Acrylic, Pastel & Charcoal on the Washington Post

22 x 12

Dr. MG Stout: Medical Advice for Like-Minded Maniacs

Today I feel like Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch are tap dancing with cleats on my head to the tune of Good Vibrations.  Let it be known these vibrations are sharing no sweet sensations!  Some people think that an over the counter pain reliever will save the day (sane individuals like my husband) and quell the imaginary battle taking place inside my skull. Bah!  I say to him.  I have the mental & intestinal fortitude to beat the noggin nuisance.  I am a tougher, stronger, and rational being with thumbs.  I will go to the tallest mountain and holler, today is my day bro!  I will not let this violent throbbing win.  I'm off to my headache room to deal with this invisible menace... Mary style.  For those with weak constitutions, you might want to scroll over the image quickly.

Here I am taking care of business.  After-while crocodile chomps on my grape just a little bit and now I feel good as new.  Modern medicine is for suckers.

I'm off to the studio as soon as I get the bleeding under control.

  

Philadelphia A Great Sensation!

Oh yeah.  I'm packing my bags.  I'm loading my truck.  I'm not going to drink any water so I don't have to make a pit stop.  Me and my best daughter are heading to the city of brotherly love.

I am officially kicking off my Philadelphia series.  I've prepped the Inquirer with gesso and primary spatter. My Wonder Woman notebook is tucked in my bag along with my trusty camera.  Center city is my destination for Saturday.  I'll be in South Philly on Sunday... 11:00a.m. I'll be setting up my easel and fixing my gaze on the Woodland Mummers FIRST FULL DRESS REHEARSAL... Heck yeah!!!

Those of you NOT from Philadelphia can't fully appreciate my joy and delight.  The Mummers Parade is a BIG Deal.  The competition is fierce and the costumes, music & choreography is classified.  I am getting a sneak peek!  Ode to Joy!!!  So as to not disturb the magnificent musicians, like my cousin Kevin Haag, who is part of the Woodlands production, I will be I will be quietly and diligently sketching in my Real Life Drawing disguise.  I've decided to share a photo of me in costume with you, my "followers." This way you all can recognize me if you see me sketching in the city and say hello.

MG Stout -Undercover

When I put on this mask NOBODY ever recognizes me!  Clark Kent has his glasses and I have my plastic ass. 

Assignment: Two of Clubs

A representative from Art In Hand Cards (a publishing company that translates original art work by  LIVING artists into playing cards) Brilliant!  Enjoy a gallery quality art exhibit right at your fingertips.  I've been invited to create an original piece of artwork to be included in their upcoming Washington DC Project. The idea is to showcase "the wide range of extraordinary artistic talent in the DC Metro area."  Each deck of 54 - 52 playing cards and 2 jokers are standard size and will be available this spring for purchase. 

I've been assigned the 2 of clubs. 

Mary with the 2 of Clubs...

I'm considering my image to be based on the WW2 Memorial.

Why? What is the connection?  Well I think it is pretty obvious:

A. clubs can be used as a weapon

2. the number two is in the title of the war 

Saturday Night

Completed Commission Pose I by MG Stout

I am off to stuff my face with pizza & beer.  It is at moments like this that I miss living in Philadelphia.  The pizza in VA is doo doo!

Responding to Truth

 

Emerging Acrylic, Pastel on Kitchen Cabinet by MG Stout 2009

This is one of my favorite paintings.  A fat little person has emerged from the dark and has found themselves teetering on the edge of light.  Yet the figure's posture conveys insecurity.  The character appears to be  suspect of the light.  What has the light revealed to elicit such an odd response?  Typically when we find ourselves in a dark space we welcome the light.  It is the dark, the unseen or unknown that elicits ambiguity, hesitation, and fear.  Why the uncertainty?  What has the light revealed?  What will be her next step?  Will she turn around and retreat into the darkness or will she move forward?  Your guess is as good as mine.